OH MY FUCKING GOD.

THE LATEST EPISODE.

I SLAMMED MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALLS WHEN IT ENDED AND MY NEIGHBOR CAME TO COMPLAIN SO I STOLE HIS CAR KEYS AND FUCKED HIS DAUGHTER. I HAVE BEEN TWISTING MY NIPPLES FOR THE LAST SEVEN HOURS. I CAN SEE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.

MASSIVE FUCKING SPOILERS AFTER THE FUCKING BREAK.

FUCK.

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when u can watch criminal minds and finally get more of your art hw done

oh yeah and model UN was p fun today
i saw one of my friends from last conference

but WHO was poorly run (again)
and palestine insulted france's working paper
he called france's paper (that i, australia, was a sponsor on) "illegitimate" so france was "oh so are you calling my paper a b*stard paper" and palestine was all "well yeah"

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So I'm minding my own business online, when I suddenly get this comment on my homepage.

Excuse me , but would you mind pointing me to the nearest park?

The... uhh... the voices in my head told me to go there and I'm afraid I'm lost. Please, please lead the way for me, I beg of you! I am supposed to meat someone in those woods and... I cant go it alone.

Please.... please come with me?

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So... this is just a thing.

But when I first watched that movie, I honestly thought it was gonna be Avatar the Last Airbender tbh. But eh.

Anyway, remember the Na'vis? those giant blue dudes? And how the military or whatever was blasting away at them and shit...

Would you think differently of me if I were to say I was rooting for the humans in this movie? And not the actual heroes?

BeeP

Warning, whatever I say is to be taken with a grain of salt. I say many weird fucking things.

BeeP

Oh hells yeah! This! Is! SPARTA!!!

BeeP

First, I’ll stab ya in yer ass! Then, I’ll kick ya off a mountain!

BeeP

Oh boy, we gots a big feisty boi here.

BeeP

I Liiiiii- Wait, you just wanted the head?

BeeP

Okay, it’s 2K18, no one will judge you if I pick this.

BeeP

Okay, my dudes, I have some big fucking muscles, why dafuq would you wanna fight me?

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Ok, so apparently Splash or whatever that tall kid's name is, well, he's not on. I just came in this weird world after Bill sent me here accidently, I really don't know what's going on, I'm going to find out, this seemed like a good place to get some knowledge of this weird world.
Haiiii! This is Mabel!!!
Mabel get off!!
Oh. Sorry about that dudes.
Off it Soos. Don't you start Wendy.
Gotta go guys!

(Before Dagger and Mantis got together)

Dagger looked through a pair of binoculars. “Heheh... yeah, that’s it...”

Hive walked up. “Stalking Cadance and Shining again?”

Dagger looked over. “I like to call it, ‘observing the mating habits of ponies’.”

“Yeaaah, that’s just stalking,” Hive said, facehoofing. “Look, I dunno what you see in Cadance, but I hope it’s worth all this...”

“Whatever...”

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Oh look, Twi... Don't be sad...

Okay... Visit's over... Let's go get tea and some hay fries.

NOOO! NOT THE SONG!! D:

Look! Celestia sings! AGAIN! Yay!

LUNA IS SINGING. BEST. DAY. EVER!!!!

Cadance too? OH PRINCESS, YES!!!

ALL OF THEM FLEW! Well...Not Twi...But whateves...

SCARY HOODED PONY! Who could it be?

THE UNICORN SPEAKS! Not the hooded guy, but the dude has a VOICE! Cool...I guess...

THE HOODED GUY SPOKE TOO! Creepy dude... Get a better voice...

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Okay, folks, I know you've all forgotten about me entirely, but that's cool. I have three things to tell you guys, okay? Great.

Thing 1: I loved the season five premier.
Thing 2: I'm probably not gonna update any of my current stories. Like, ever again .
Thing 3: I've decided to work on some new stuff. A couple one-shots, some clop, some other stuff, whatever.

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.

OK, on the topic of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Fucking... what is it going to accomplish? All you're doing is making yourself look like a complete and utter tool.

Apparently if you get challenged you're supposed to donate $100 to a charity if you refuse, or $20 if you do the challenge. I don't know how true that is, it's just what I heard.

Granted it raises awareness I'll give you that much, but you're making yourself look like tossers.

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Hey dudes and ladies! Prism here, and I just wanted to rant/talk with you guys about getting a hold of me. Since I haven't been on in a billion years, I'm not sure if this is a new feature or not. So when I get notifications, I didn't know they disappeared after a certain amount of time. I haven't been writing over break, so I lost a notification from someone that I never got to read. So if that's you, please try again, and I'll respond to you! So if it's easier for you guys, please just

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Seriously, am I the only one who wants one of those stickers? I'm dead serious here people, that sticker looks fucking amazing!!!!!!!

It's...It's like...It's just that amazing I cannot form words to describe how incredibly...whatever it is that that sticker is, but it is it...and an amazing 'it' at that.
C'mon guys, the dude mentioned it TWICE, it must be a pretty fucking fantastic sticker for him to want to point it out twice

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Guys! Someone made an audio reading of Best Friends? Dude, we are sisters!!

Wow. Honestly, I didn't expected this, but whatever, it's awesome!

This audio reading is courtesy from Elemental Fury.

What do you think of it?

Two points to address in this post. The most important one is:

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Happy Birthday to a mister Arkan0id who'll be another year older this weekend! You beautiful handsome faggot! Keep doing what you do! Whatever it is that you do! XD

Also, I promised a shout-out to a The Color Nine, so...

CHECK OUT 'THE COLOR NINE!'

And check out my YouTube channel for more bullshit from your favorite asshole, MOI!

Yeah!

- UniqueSKD

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You're probably wondering why I have the Robotnik Council and why I'm revealing their plans.
I'm Not.

For all you know: Somebody else is the real villain... or not. The Genesis Wave (Universe Restart Button) might only be the beginning.

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PresentPerfect just gave Super Trampoline's parody of The Savage Way a Recommendation:

[...] It's really a story about what makes humans humans. Like, comparing them to ponies in a matter-of-fact, slightly tongue-in-cheek way. It's not high literature, no, but it sure is fun, and maybe even a little more meaningful than the description would suggest.

Now you have no excuse.

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Everyone has those shows/cartoons, movies, games, etc that it seems like no one but you remembers. You say, "You know what was kinda cool? X." And then you get blank stares in return. Figured it was as good as any idea for a little blog series. We're starting with an old MTV show from the 90s, Sifl and Olly... you're doing the blank stare, aren't you? Description and video below the page break.

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So, it's been a few years, and I just picked up the original Kingdom Hearts to play, because today fucking sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and so is Wednesday, so I figured something good might help.

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